Day 1

Holy obnoxious blue wall batman.  It doesn't look that obnoxious in real life, but I may need to find a better picture spot.  Also, I'm going to need to work on that whole cheesy-ass smile thing.  This is a blog, dammit, not a shrine of glamor shots.  That's my dog, Nugget.  He likes to pose for the camera much more than I do.  Look at him, hip sitting just enough so you can tell he's got boy parts.  Slut.

Here's the first outfit.  Fall seems like a good place to start.  Soon everything will be lifeless and brown and it's starting to get colder, just like I'm anticipating of myself when this whole "swearing off shopping" thing really sinks in.  Kidding.  Kinda.