Dear every stupid person I encountered today...When Karma comes back to punch you all in the face I want to be there, just in case it needs help.
I would love more than anything to go shopping today. 13 days ago, I would have stopped at the mall on my way home and forgotten all about these dirty pirate hookers. But I can't. So here I am blogging about it in a "Dear Diary" sort of fashion. I've never kept a diary in my life.
Please send gift cards.
(The department store kind)
My apologies for this horrific picture of me and my dog's ass. I hate today too much to take another one. I'm certain I'll regret that tomorrow.
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