"Could you please take a photo of the right side of your face for the next blog pic? I noticed in 98% of your photos you are looking to the right (hence showing the left side of your face). Not that your left side is bad... just trying to mix it up."
Listen, Lindsay...
A. Why you gotta be so good at math? It hurts my head to think about how I would calculate 98% of 68 pictures... actually maybe you just add them all up and divide, but still that's a lot of adding. Only one round of dividing though, so I guess that's good.
and 2. Point taken. Because one day when I have 7,204 followers (enough to be invited to the Ellen show), someone might see me walking down the street and say, "Hey! You look familiar." but they wouldn't be able to figure out it was me until I put my hands on my hips and looked off to the left side (maybe the right because that does happen 2% of the time)... then they'd be all, "You're the Swearing off Shopping girl!" And I'd be all, "Yes. Yes, I am. You're welcome." Then they'd probably say, "Great job. Here's a gift card. You've earned it." They might even slap me on the butt and say, "Keep up the good work, Champ", but that would just be weird because I don't even know this person. I guess that's the price you have to pay for being famous and having 7,204 followers.
looking back, including today's pic, I counted precisely 3 photos of you looking to the left (4 if you count baby godson). I think Ms. Lindsey isn't giving you enough credit.
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