Me: 1:58 PM
Would you like a little insight into the marriage of Adam and Cassie?
Alyssa: 1:58 PM
yes please
Me: 1:58 PM
I just sent the following email to Adam:
I got scolded yesterday about DOLLAR BILLS and you... go out to lunch?!!
You are a real hooker.
Kidding, I hope you had fun with the boys :)
No seriously, you better have something in mind to make up for this one.
I'm watching you.
[Please note, this was an entirely sarcastic email, meant to be laughed at while simultaneously making a point... My husband is not actually a hooker, nor do I "watch him" while he's at work. He is entitled to go out to lunch whenever he wants, just as I am entitled to a venti anything from Starbucks to cope with the torture that is grading the papers of community college students.]
Alyssa: 1:58 PM
I love that
Me: 2:00 PM
haha.. I'll get no response because he won't know what to say right away. He needs time to be process witty, unlike you and I...
And then he'll forget while he takes that time, and he'll come home and start talking about his day and how bad his neck hurts.
Alyssa: 2:01 PM
That's amazing... haha
Later that evening, while enjoying dinner and great conversation with my husband, I had to pause briefly to engage in the following conversation via text message...
Me: hahahahahahahahahahaahaha it happened. Just like I said. 6:17pm
Alyssa: Tell Adam I hope his neck feels better. 6:18pm
Then, I shared all of the above with Adam, and basked in my awesomeness.
I am not sure that I could love this any more, the picture looks like it was taken just as you were sending me the text.
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